The rules to this one are pretty simple. You need your drink of choice plus any esports livestream. For maximum chance of alcohol poisoning, try and find a livestream with American commentators.
Once you have the bottle(s) opened and the stream up and running, you take a drink every time the commentator says "wow," "oh my god," or any variation of "oh my god/gosh/goodness."
I imagine that, on average, you will be paralytic inside 10 minutes.